NARNIA– Hopslam’s 5-1 victory over Sasquatch Saturday marked the end of The Long Winter that had lasted for the past 100 years, roughly marked by the reign of Jadis, also known as the White Witch, in Narnia and much of…
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Writer Distracted Waiting for Brake Work, Ruination Wins
REDFORD– Ashley’s Ruination fought off a much-improved Trend Millwork team Saturday night to win 5-3, despite the fact that brake pads shouldn’t take over two hours to replace. “Feel free to walk around our show room,” said Carl, the service…
Aventinus Earns Win, 3 Meetings on 4 Hours
AUBURN HILLS– To the victor go the spoils, and no team was more deserving than Ashley’s Aventinus, who overcame a short bench, goalie absenteeism, and a late game comeback bid to beat the Goaldiggers 6-5 early Thursday to earn a…
Late Games, Everything, Linked to Cancer
ANN ARBOR– Concern filled the locker room early Wednesday morning following Ruination’s 6-5 comeback win over the Cleveland Steamers when researchers revealed a link to (among other items) late-night games and cancer. The report– revealed Tuesday morning– prompted several members…
Hopslam Advises Against Marriage
ANN ARBOR– After the initial shock and shame of the 1-5 loss to the Icemen set in, Hopslam teammates rebounded nicely with cold beer and cold hard facts on matrimony. “It’s a contract. They take you in the back and…
Aventinus Sweeps at the Oscars
HOLLYWOOD– The stars come out at night, especially when it’s for the Academy Awards, which had no lack of glitter and glamour Sunday night as Aventinus scored five of the awards, including two for veteran Mark Johnston for Best Supporting…
Hybrid Team Proves Goal-Efficient
ANN ARBOR– Proving that eco-friendly solutions really can make a difference, the hybrid model Ruination (known as the Hopslam-ination) managed a 6-3 win over Depot Town Stags Saturday night. John Vella had three goals and an assist, while Andrew Thompson…