ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam finds itself a team in crisis after a replay 3-7 loss, this time to the Ice Dogs Saturday night. Goaltender Paul Sholtis called the loss “extremely frustrating” despite the fact that he didn’t even play in…
Day: September 29, 2013
Major League Soccer Slightly More Popular Than Beer League Hockey
VANCOUVER– Following the Whitecaps’ devastating 0-1 loss to Real Salt Lake Saturday night, a sports poll released revealed that Major League Soccer enjoyed “slightly” greater popularity than Beer League Hockey. “Who?” asked local owl, Phineas J. Hootsalot. The poll revealed…