ANN ARBOR– Following an on-ice incident of “indecency of a prurient nature” displayed by an unnamed member of the Ypsi Aces, former Vice-president and 2020 Democratic hopeful Joe Biden announced that Hopslam’s Heather Mannix will receive a “Medal of Honor…
Month: June 2019
Debate Over “Wolf v Woof” Food Intensifies
ANN ARBOR– In the wake of their 1-1 tie Tuesday night with the Yaks, Hopslam found themselves in the midst of a heated debate over a number of items, including which ref was worse, which Yak player was said “no…
Aventinus Agree to Trial Separation, “See Other Teams”
ANN ARBOR–Aventinus, with some teammates playing together for at least the last twenty years, have agreed to a trial separation for the Summer season to “see how it goes,” according to sources Tuesday. “We’ve had a lot of ups and…