CYBERSPACE– For the Stag Nation, YouTube is typically a source of joy where the fans, those with nothing but time on their hands, and those who are mistakenly taken there after key word searching “stag party” come to see “Dr.” Craig Schafer score goals and administer free prostate exams with his hockey stick. And while the video does not disappoint in that regard, they were not treated to a win, as that distinction went to Ashley’s Ruination 3-1 Saturday night.
Professors suggest sex is all about getting “physics-cal”
Goals from Dexter Benda, Andrew Thompson (assist), and Jason Spence (shot-handed, assist) ensured the victory for Ashley’s, and slight anguish for whatever douche-bag fraternity the Stags come from. “I doubt very much they’ll post their loss,” GM Mark Woods speculated.
“Even if medical science demands it,” he added in regard to the much ballyhooed prostate examination procedure.
Following the exams, players speculated on other forms of kinky sex lives, including those of physics professors. Wondering how it happens, Shawn Lopez explained to defenseman Sean Payeur that it’s all about “mass times acceleration.”
YouTube, thankfully, does not contain video evidence.