BIZARRO ANN ARBOR– The Bizarro Ruination team felt a mixture of satisfaction and disappointment after their 3-3 tie with Thompson’s Pizza Tuesday night. “Me proud of team,” said Bizzaro Superman. “Snatch tie from jaws of victory.”
The Bizarro World– a planet compromised of humanoids resembling Superman and Lois Lane– fielded a hockey team for Ruination in the absence of Ashley’s Ruination, as several key members have not seen action in several games. Because their value system is somewhat antithetical to traditional Earth values (often called “opposite”), teams will celebrate opposing players’ goals and lament wins.
“Me score goal,” said Bizarro winger Mark Woods. “Me try harder not to score next time, like real Mark Woods do so consistently well.”
Bizarro Sean Payeur and Bizarro Brett Vogel also scored goals, but were very happy noting that they each managed to earn a penalty in the third period to help the team.
Meanwhile, goaltender Rusty Barron, the only Earth member of the team, expressed confusion over the Bizarro players and mindset. “Mark Woods scoring a goal… as a winger?” he asked. “Did I pass through a wormhole?”