Ruination Wins Tenth Championship

Ashley’s Ruination wins its tenth title!

ANN ARBOR- Ashley’s Ruination secured its tenth championship Wednesday after beating the Depot Town Stags 5-1 and completing the 2-0 sweep. Scoring was spread evenly as forwards Tom Angers, Aaron Renberg, Nick Drabicki, Brian Lefevre, and Kyle Jennings each had a goal, while defensemen Eric Larson (2 assists), Jim Rooney, and Saul Jacobs added four of the seven assists.

GM Mark Woods expressed gratitude to the team in the locker room following the game. “Thanks, guys, and congratulations!” Woods noted that the back-to-back championships have “finally added championship rings to each thumb.”

Woods then noted that he was looking forward to the next ten championships, though championship toe rings may make him “look like a douche.”

Ruination looks for its third straight title starting next Tuesday.