Category: General

General news pertaining to the players, teams, the league, or even hockey in general

Ruination Boasts NHL Size Crowds

ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination boasted an audience “comparable to the NHL” Tuesday night in their 15-2 win over Kraken Beers, noted GM Mark Woods. “It’s great to know that through hard work and dedication, we’ve built this team and this…

Winowiecki Website Guarantees Weight Loss

ANN ARBOR– Amid the myriad weight loss fad diets, netrepreneur and sometimes goalie (and sometimes winger) Ricky Winowiecki has entered into the $68 billion dollar industry with a new website featuring his new “Ocular-based suppression” method of weight cessation. “Basically,…