Category: General

General news pertaining to the players, teams, the league, or even hockey in general

Woods Opts Out of Ashley’s Team Building Event

ANN ARBOR– Stating that the Ashley’s team-building event “smacks of too much effort,” defenseman Mark Woods opted out of the Ashley’s Annual Family Fun & River Tubing set for Saturday afternoon. “It’s great fun for everyone, and really teaches you…

Wild Bill McDermott Avenged

BANGTOWN– Following a 5-3 shootout at the Ice Cube Corral Saturday night with the Liebherr gang, friends and kin of William “Wild Bill” McDermott claimed to have “avenged” the loss of their comrade in arms. Known informally as the Sutton…

Super Villain Laments Falling Out of Spotlight

GULFPORT– Cyrus Gold, once more popularly known as Solomon Grundy (purportedly born on a Monday), lamented recently the noticeable lack of star power over the years. “Solomon Grundy used to be somebody,” Grundy stated with his noted Southern accent. “Now,…

Trump to Run for League Director

ANN ARBOR– Much speculation surrounding the 2016 election for the A2 Ice Cube League Director was answered Thursday when Donald Trump announced his plans to run against incumbent Abe Colwell in November. “This league needs a change, and the Donald…

Teams Gear for Playoffs

Aventinus (5-9-8) finished 8th of eleven teams in Tier III to set up a Wildcard showdown with ninth-place Barracuda (7-13-2) on Stadium Ice. The team finished the season strong, gathering two wins and a tie in the final three games.…

Winter 2013 Changes

After meeting with the league director, there are a number of significant changes coming for Winter 2013. Here are the highlights: League names: D1 will now be the new C league, with D2 becoming the new D1, and D3 becoming…