Category: General

General news pertaining to the players, teams, the league, or even hockey in general

Note From Piper: “Time to Pay Me!”

LAKEPORT– Piper the dog, affectionately known as “Grammy’s dog, Piper” or “that damn dog,” sent a note to all three Ashley’s teams late Thursday regarding payment for the Winter season: “Woof woof woof woof, yip woof arf woof rrrrr woof-woof…

Disney+ Announces New Show: Leave It to Fever

HOLLYWOOD– Disney executives announced late Monday a new show designed to “return to that 50s charm,” starring Brian Lefevre in “Leave It to Fever.” “We’re super excited,” said Anita Fakeperson, head of Creative Marketing at Disney. “Brian will essentially play…

Ruination Win? Totes McYotes!

ANN ARBOR– Concerning any doubt that Ruination defeated the Yotes C 6-3 Tuesday evening, according to the fact check organization Catfish Phillips Fact Check Organization & Stuff. “Totes McGotes! They really won,” said CEO Catherine Fisch-Phillips. “I thought Totes McGotes…