ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus dismantled Goon Squad 5-2 Sunday night and found a visitor awaiting them in the locker room– Jedi master and delicious mini-keg Oberon Kenobi. Tapping into his wisdom and 5.8% alcohol by volume, the team savored the…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Aventinus: Beat-Leafers
ANN ARBOR: If it’s a question of beliefs, then you better beat Leafs… And that’s exactly what Aventinus did to the tune of 6-0 Wednesday night on Olympic Ice. Scott Bray dropped in two goals and an assist while four…
Secret to Defensive Success: Socks
ANN ARBOR– Never mind that Tom Colis dropped in a goal and two assists, or that Scott Bray added two goals including the game winner in the 4-2 Aventinus victory over Ice-o-topes 2 Sunday night. “I give that win to…
Ron Coleman: “That’s One Cocky Mofo!”
ANN ARBOR–Defenseman Ron Coleman’s attitude reportedly went from cocky to “downright arrogant” in Aventinus’s 4-1 win over North Coast Wednesday night, drawing concern from opposing players, teammates, refs, and even fans across the country. “I mentioned that a defenseman needs…
Flying Swarm of Birds Reminiscent of Hockey Team
AUBURN HILLS–Flying birds outside of office headquarters for the Ashley’s Hockey franchise oddly reminded GM Mark Woods of his own experiences, particularly on the ice. “They just sort of fly around in a gigantic cloud,” said Woods in a bemused…
Bidwell Did Well, Meden Growls
ANN ARBOR–Goaltender Ryan Bidwell turned away the Yaks for two shutout periods, giving up only one goal with just under a minute to play as Aventinus cruised to a 3-1 win to pull back to even after Sunday’s season opener.…
Non-Flushers Spark Geopolitical Rant
ANN ARBOR–The “go-to” bowl may be the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, CA come January, but in September prior to Aventinus’s opening game with the Goal Diggers, it’s the one that’s been flushed and at least ostensibly clean. Such bowls, however,…