Day: July 15, 2013

Team Relieved Sutton Didn’t Score Four

ANN ARBOR–The team drew a collected sigh of relief Sunday night after it was determined that Steven Golombisky scored the fourth goal in Aventinus’s 4-0 shut-out of the Yak-o-topes. “I was worried for a minute,” said defenseman Dave Ferguson. Center…

‘Herpes’ Water Bottle Remains Full

ANN ARBOR–A mysterious bottle of water with the simple note “herpes” remained unsurprisingly full for the duration of the Hopslam game versus Cubs AC Sunday night, which ended in a 4-4 tie. “Whose bottle is this?” asked a thirsty Mark…