ANN ARBOR– Helpless to defend himself because of a head cold and a lack of editorial decision-making power at the Ashley’s News desk, winger Mark Johnston was unfairly blamed for the 1-3 loss to Goon Squad 2 Sunday. “If was…
Day: March 17, 2014
Search for Ruination Players Expanded to 25 Countries
ANN ARBOR– A roster that included nearly twenty players has been whittled down to eight following Ruination’s 1-2 loss to Black Ops Saturday, prompting the international community to expand their search for players globally. New information has recently come to…
Phillion Survives Celebrity Death Hoax
ANN ARBOR– When the league’s best goalie didn’t arrive for the game, players and fans grew concerned. “Huh,” said an oddly reflective Luke Bell upon hearing the “news” that Jeff Phillion had been involved in an accident riding along with…