ANN ARBOR– Despite the 5-1 win, Aventinus skaters admitted to being “a bit creeped out” by what appeared to be an alternate-universe Gary Witt skating for the Yaks 2 team Sunday night. “He looked eerily like Gary,” said GM Mark…
Day: September 29, 2014
Maxi-Mouth Pad Fails to Contain Bleeding
ANN ARBOR– Product testing took place for the new Stay-Free Maxi-Mouth Pad Saturday as Ashley’s Ruination overcame a 0-2 deficit to defeat the Black Bears 5-3 in a contentious battle. Black Bears player William O’Brien volunteered to try the new…
Refs Successfully Turn Tide
ANN ARBOR– Through the valiant efforts of referee Tapu Silvenoinen, Black Ops was able to overcome a 0-3 first period that saw Hopslam’s Andrew Thompson score a natural hat trick to win 11-3 Saturday night. “‘Zat was close one, ya,”…