LIVONIA– The lives of defenseman Mark Woods and Ashley’s Aventinus paralleled each other curiously Sunday when both received two ties. Shopping in the Laurel Park Mall’s Von Maur department store, Woods purchased a Brooks Brother’s and an Enro tie, only…
Day: March 9, 2015
New Rule Confounds Oberon, DiCenso
ANN ARBOR– The latest rule changes from the front office in Toronto makes it possible for referees to administer a “pay-per-punch” series of penalties to suit the situation, according to league officials early March. These changes were immediately seen Saturday…
Hopslam Pooped from Steamers
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam reported feeling extremely fatigued following their grueling game with the Cleveland Steamers Saturday night. “The guys looked utterly pooped out,” said GM Mark Woods. “But I think that’s a load of crap.” Despite the loss, there…
Schlissel to Destroy Ruination
ANN ARBOR– Disaster will soon strike when University of Michigan president Mark Schlissel will make good on his vow to destroy Ashley’s Ruination when he confers degrees on several players, including perennial all-stars Dexter Benda and Jordan Swift. “We all…