Month: July 2016

Winowiecki Quick to Quidditch

ORLANDO– Richard “Ricky” Winowiecki, star defenseman for Ashley’s Hopslam, announced Wednesday following Hopslam 3-1 win over the WT Killer Bees that he will be joining the Orlando Potter-mouths of the Nation Quidditch League (NQL). “We’re sho ec-schited,” said league president…

Colwell Vows to Dismantle Aventinus, Coleman

ANN ARBOR– Following the 5-2 Aventinus win over the Flyers Sunday night, league director Abe Colwell, skating in disguise as winger Guy N. Cognito, announced that he now has enough evidence to “bring Aventinus down.” “Daryl Coleman has been sandbagging…

Meowth Found on Ice, Caught

ANN ARBOR– Despite suffering a 1-4 loss to the Yaks D2, Sunday night, defenseman Mark Woods noted that the evening was not a total loss after locating and capturing Meowth, a character featured in the Pokemon Go app. “It was…