ANN ARBOR– Following the five-judge panel decision to lift the travel ban for defenseman in the offensive zone, Aventinus player Al Juback took full advantage Wednesday in the team’s 2-6 loss to Yeti. “He was quite the traveling wilbury,” said…
Month: February 2017
Riley Making Good on Guarantee
ANN ARBOR– Hopslam continued its winning streak Tuesday in its 5-2 win over the Yaks, adding legitmacy to defenseman Alex Riley’s surprising guarantee of a championship this season. “I am personally guaranteeing a championship this season,” Riley boldly stated upon returning…
Ruination GM Stumped: Drop-In Style Not Working
ANN ARBOR– GM Mark Woods stated Wednesday from his palatial estate in San Bernardino, CA that he was “quite confused” as to the recent 2-game slide for Ruination following their 6-9 loss to Mott C. “I got guys floating in…