ANN ARBOR–Ruination forward Ricky Winowiecki procured a makeshift cup from hockey tape and what sources cannot quite confirm as a plastic Tupperware brand storage lid en route to a three-goal night as Ruination defeated the Blackbears 6-3 Tuesday to improve to 3-0.
“What do you think?” asked Winowiecki of the cup following the game, striking a pose.
Ricky Winowiecki showing off athletic supporter following the game.
“I’m not sure I can equal that game,” said Winowiecki, crediting the athletic supporter.
Winowiecki had no need to justify his love or qualify his actions, as hat-tricks aren’t the result of luck, but pure preparation on and off the ice.
“Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another,” said a cryptic GM Mark Woods.