ANN ARBOR– Aventinus defeated North Coast 6-1 early Thursday. Scott Bray had three goals and an assist. Amy Senne added her second goal in two games, and Jeff Meden and Ginny Klinesteker each had a goal and an assist. Nate Greenman added two assists, and Ken Coleman had an assist.
10. “I’ll be out in the woods trying to kill stuff.”
9. “The only two things in life that matter: hockey and pooping.”
8. “Boys, I’ll be ‘handing’ out free hernia checks on the ice later tonight.”
7. “Does seeing a naked guy in the shower count as hairy-ass-ment?”
6. “My socks smell like toe-butter… and determination.”
5. “This popcorn on the floor tastes like feet.”
4. “And that’s why I’ve named my boobs ‘Gregory’ and ‘Schmegory.'”
3. “And that’s why I’ve named my nipples Huey, Lewey, and Dewey.”
2. “A Geraldo Rivera selfie? Can life get any better? I submit to you that it cannot!””
1. “Arr! My groin!”