ANN ARBOR– Despite his best efforts– which included yelling, cursing, tripping, checking, and more cursing– defenseman Sean Payeur was only able to amass a paltry 96 minutes for the Fall season. “I really wanted to get 100 minutes,” lamented Payeur.
Payeur serving one of his four penalties Tuesday night versus Thompson’s Pizza
“All he had to do was call the ref a (bleep) head, and he’d have gotten an extra 10 minutes,” said GM Mark Woods. “Go large or go home.”
The unfortunate, but inevitable result will include a 1-game suspension, which means Payeur will miss Ruination’s first-round match-up with Mott. “I probably got a game (suspension),” mused Payeur following his ejection in Tuesday night’s 12-2 win over Thompson’s Pizza.
Upon receiving the news, Payeur shrugged, then proceeded to regale teammates with impressions of fellow teammates, disparaging remarks that began with “I don’t mean to be a dick or nothing, but…”, and several belches that eventually formed the melody to Sister Sledge’s “We Are Family.”