TATOOINE– Following a another recent defeat for the rebels, the search for Jedi master Colemanwon Ken-obi began in earnest. “Where can he be?!” said an exasperated Luke Skywalker.
Colemanwon Kenobi dressed in traditional Tattooine monk’s robe
Suffering its worst loss of the season, Ashley’s Aventinus was blanked 0-5 Sunday night by the empire’s youngest platoons, the so-called St. Anky Beer brigade. “This is where the stabilizing power of a seasoned Jedi Knight is needed most,” said GM and rebel leader Ma’ark Woodsolo.
“Be Beep Boop Bop, woooooooo” said Artoo-D2, which translated to “My friend, Artoo-D1 says St. Anky should be in a league higher.”
Artoo then let out a high-pitched mechanical scream, indicating that he wished Ken-obi would return soon.
Ken-obi was last seen in the on the ice of Hoth where he allegedly sustained an injury to his thumb. “I’m going to Florida,” he announced stoically. “I’m not sure when I’ll be back.”
Rumors spread throughout the rebel forces that Ken-obi had been sent on a mission to watch over and protect a young prospect. While this has not been confirmed, Darth Colwell did admit the “force is strong with this one,” and would certainly move him to the D1 or C-league if he joined the rebel forces.