ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus was stunned to receive the news that the Heidelberg Restaurant, located at 215 N. Main Street in Ann Arbor, Michigan has allegedly banned the team from the establishment following Ashley’s 2-1 win Wednesday night. Said Heidelberg’s Public Relations manager Helmut “Hammie” Burghermeisster, “Das game was ein load of bull-schnitzel!”
The Heidelberg Restaurant, where Ashley’s Aventinus have been banned following their 2-1 win Wednesday
Added Burghermeisster: “We are ze besten bier in all da Ann Arbor, ja.”
Burghermeisster also added ketchup, mustard, and fries, all while shaking, purportedly in rage.
The game featured the return of Scott “Green” Bray and Justin “Case” Baier, whose ancestors hail from Bavaria.”Thanks!” said a gracious Baier, upon hearing that he was called back to play after missing the first four games of the season.
The game also featured the reunion of Tony Mavrinac (assist) and Tom Colis (goal), who played together in the early 2000’s with the Eagles. Several of their hits included Desperado, Witchy Woman, and into the boards while not paying attention.
Nick Lamb opened the scoring, assisted by Ken Coleman. Colis’ game-winner capped off the flurry of goals (all in the third) within a minute of Heidelberg’s tying score. Mavrinac and Connor Lang assisted.
When asked about the ban from Heidelberg, GM Mark Woods categorized their management as a “bunch of brats.”