ANN ARBOR– So, okay, so here’s the thing. Okay, so like it was SUCH A GOOD GAME! But, it totally sucked at the same time! So, okay, so they (Aventinus) were all getting dressed and there was like glitter everywhere because of the toe-pick fairies (re: figure skaters who practiced prior to the Aventinus’s playoff match with Yaks 2 Sunday night). And they were like “what’s with all the glitter, right?”
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Anyway, so, okay, so, Ron (Coleman) doesn’t show up, and they (teammates) were all joking that he must have fallen asleep on the couch, and it sooo funny! But, at the same time, they were like “thanks a lot, Ron! Now we only have 11 skaters, and that totally screws up the lines!”
And (GM) Mark (Woods) was like, “Right?”
So, okay, so… Hold on, someone is texting me… whuuuut? Oh, you have to totally check out this video clip! So, like there’s this cat stalking this other cat, but like he TOTALLY doesn’t see the dog stalking him. It is sooo funny!
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So, okay, so they (Aventinus) get on the ice and it’s freakin’ Olympic, which sucks (bleep) because they get totally exhausted out there. But they were like whatever, and just whatever. Blah!
So, okay, so, they were down a goal, but Tom (Colis) made like a great move and… oh wait! So, Scott (Bray, assist) shot the puck and it was like this giant cluster (bleep) in front of the net and Kenny (Coleman) is like bashing through everyone, and then Tom… OH MY GOSH! Tom! Tom was like right there and just backhands it in like jjjhhoop!
And (goalie) Chris (Sutton) played AMAZING! He made so many stops! And, so, okay, so like you totally needed to see him. He’s like so relaxed throughout the game. It’s like they’re all in this uber-tense playoff game, but he’s like skating around and sliding into the net before face-offs. You had to see it!
But, yeah. So, they played awesome. Oh, but yeah; they lost the game 1-2. The refs were like not calling anything.