ANN ARBOR– “So, how many C-League players did you have on your roster tonight?” asked a Sasquatch player following Hopslam’s 6-2 win over Sasquatch in Tuesday night’s quarterfinal play.
Woods’ plan of bringing in better players over the course of seasons exposed by meddling Sasquatch players
And with those words, GM Mark Woods’s covert plan to dominate beer league hockey was unceremoniously exposed. “After years of losing, he must have decided that bringing in better players would translate into more wins,” explained Velma.
“Only, some of these players were just a little too good, eh, Mr. General Manager?” asked Fred accusingly.
“I would have gotten away with it if wasn’t for you lousy kids,” said Woods.
“Ree hee hee hee hee,” snickered a bleary-eyed brown Great Dane.
Despite the allegations, league officials determined that Chris Sutton (2 goals, 2 assists), Al Juback (2 goals), and David Gaydos (2 goals) will remain in the D1 league. “Being accused of being in the C-League is really just code for being a better skater than the guy making the accusation,” explained league director Abe Colwell.
Added Colwell: “(Defenseman) Mark Woods is actually in the C-League, so we know that being a good skater is not necessarily the criterion by which one enters that league.”