Woods added a third nipple to his chest Wednesday following a blocked slap shot. He is grateful that his Six-Minute Abs of Steel are starting to show some positive results.
ANN ARBOR– Defenseman Mark Woods took a shot from Goaldigger Rob Yallop Wednesday, hitting him in the chest, essentially tattooing what appeared to be a superfluous third nipple in Aventinus’s 2-3 loss. “It hurts,” admitted Woods following the game.
Referred to by others as a “nubbin’,” the third nipple was very dark, often considered a sign of verility. “Rawrrr,” growled Woods seductively, adding a pawing motion.
Woods had an assist for the game, though Scott Bray had both goals in the loss.
At last report the bruise started yellowing, further creating the look of a nipple’s areola. “It’s also pretty swollen,” noted Woods. “I might be lactating. I’m not sure how these things work.”