Hopslam Sizzles Over Steamers

HOPSLAM– Ryan Williams scored two goals Tuesday night as Hopslam steamed Cleveland 4-1. The defending champs claimed fatigue as the reason. “We were just pooped,” said team captain D. Sanchez. Coach Urban “Dictionary” Meyer, however did not accept that as a valid excuse. “That’s a load of (bleep),” he said, but later apologized. “I just had to get that off my chest.”