ANN ARBOR–Aventinus beat Goaldiggers 2-1 Sunday night, bringing the team above .500 for the first time since January 4. Timely goals from Tom Colis and Jon Hwang in the second and third period helped extend Aventinus’s win streak to four. The Dynamic Duo goaltending of Austin Feeney and Chris Sutton have lead the charge, as the pair have allowed a total of three goals in the four-game win streak.
However, there has been some rumblings of discontent, as scouting reports have gone missing, and news reports have not aired at regularly scheduled intervals. “Radio silence,” complained Colis.
Investigation into the dearth of media reports have lead to the following conclusion: nothing funny has been said in a long time.
Nope, nothing at all. Certainly no one noted that adult film stars from the 1980s could be oddly categorized by their “dirty feet,” or that his favorite adult film star was Marilyn Chambers, followed closely by the name of former Nebraska running back Ameer Abdullah blurted out in a separate conversation. Nobody’s beer sprayed out in what no one called the “money shot.”
… ‘Cause that would be inappropriate. Therefore, nothing to report, here.