ANN ARBOR– Critics of the Ruination team have alleged that members of the team had deflated goaltender Rusty Barron following several tough games, including a 2-5 loss to Black Ops Saturday night. When asked to comment on DeflateGate II, Barron’s agent sent a written statement from Barron simply stating, “I can’t.”
GM Mark Woods was quick to defend the team. “These guys work very hard, and if anything, we were all deflated after that game. Especially teammate Boz (O’Clown).”
Woods added that he was sure O’Clown and the rest f the team would bounce back.
“We weeble and we wobble, but we don’t fall down,” he said resolutely.
Despite the defense posited, Tom Brady will still be fined $1 million and suspended four games without pay, according to league officials. “Hey, everyone knows that in America, you are guilty until the media stops caring,” said Supreme Court Justice W. H. Oneedsit.
Chris Sutton had a goal and assist, while Matt Okray had a goal in Saturday’s game.