ANN ARBOR– Following Ruination’s 2-2 tie with the Depot Town Stags, pop artist Ricky Winowiecki announced his triumphant return to the boy band sensation One Direliction. “Oy! We’re super excited to ‘ave the ‘ol boy back i’ the band,” said Shamus Awnyew, the band’s manager.
Winowiecki (far right) rejoins band mates (left to right) Liam McDougall, Niles Atchison, Alister McAlister, Hamilton “Hammie” Davis, Dougal Dunbar, William Macbeth, and R. E. Al McCoy.
“If anybody wants to come watch me dance, let me know,” said Winowiecki, referring to his upcoming concert stop in Kokomo, IN, June 9 at the Centerstage Bar & Grill. Winowiecki noted that he was a bit rusty, but felt confident that skating has helped him keep his dance moves sharp.
Fans everywhere expressed excitement over the reunion of the band that brought such teen pop hits as What Makes You Good Looking, Essay About My Life, and Night Exchanges. “Having him come back is such a tweet,” said social media fan Jonathon Hashtagg #hashtag #extra-g.
Ever the ham, ever the marketing genius, Winowiecki said of his return: “I make the world a better place, one t-shirt at a time.” T-shirts featuring the band members can be purchased during and after each show from the Ann Arbor T-Shirt Company, a subsidiary of GlaxoSmithKline and the Children’s Television Workshop.