OSCODA– Once the ice shavings settled, Aventinus found itself handed its third straight loss, falling 1-3 to North Coast. Scott Bray had the lone goal, with assists from Les Withrow and defenseman Mark Woods. “We’re still looking for answers,” said Woods. “We need to find the roots.”
Looking good was a matter of course and opinion in late 1991 for Woods (left) and associate
Those roots were revealed, when shocking photo evidence linking Woods to a hip hop past of dressing like and making claims to being a “pimp,” generous use of Dep hair gel, and alleged dreams of making it in the NBA despite not even making it onto the local Class B high school team.
“It’s all true,” Woods confessed. “We thought we were so cool. It was the early 90s and we still thought of it as the late 80s.”
“I thought I was Ralph Tresvant,” Woods admitted. Only defenseman Daryl Coleman had any idea who Tresvant (former lead man for R&B band New Edition).
“Hit the out button… now!” added Woods to the confusion of all but the most ardent fans.