Aventinus skates off the ice, exhausted but happy to secure the tie Wednesday night
ANN ARBOR– Beloved children’s author Dr. Seuss urged Aventinus on Wednesday night in its match-up with the Yaks D2 team, but could only inspire them to a 0-0 tie.
“The buzzer creeps, the buzzer beeps, but just before, will you score four or more? Seuss asked players.
“We will not score upon the ice, we will not score once or twice,” responded Aventinus forward Sam Iamb.
“Could you shoot it at the net? You might I score a goal, I bet,” said Seuss encouragingly.
However, Aventinus players were still hesitant, noting that they were not interested in scoring goals in a box, while eating bagels and lox, from the point, nor with a joint. Most players noted that they do not support recreational drug use.
Seuss shrugged following the game’s final buzzer, saying, “I guess we’ll settle for a tie, and with that I must say good bye.”
Seuss has written many popular children’s books, including lesser known titles aimed at niche groups, such as hockey players (The Smelly Bellyed Hockey Jockey), competitive Asians (Win Some Lose Some, Get Some Dim Sum), and adults suffering from ADHD, COPD, and ED or erectile dysfunction (The Alphabet Soup Is Taunting Me Again).