AUBURN HILLS– GM Mark Woods brought his case against Ashley’s Ruination in the Court of Public Opinion Friday afternoon after team members allegedly refused to respond to the unofficial roll call sent the previous day. “I just need to know who is IN and who is OUT,” noted Woods.
The Court of Public Opinion is in session. The honorable Judge N. Nobodie holds court.
Judges in the court (often known as haters or collectively the jobless) were quick to respond to the case. “That ain’t right. U need to answer,” stated kickin-it-yo449.
“Y’all be punx,” noted playahplayah865.
Others were a bit more sympathetic to the team. “Mark needs to relax. We… I mean, they’ll show up,” said NotChrisSutton73.
Woods noted that it is “difficult” to receive a verdict from the court, noting that one “can’t tell if they (the respondents) are even real.”
Added Woods: “I’m not even sure if the team even keeps up with the news.”
Ruination is set to play Depot Town Stags Saturday in the quarterfinal round of the Spring C-League 2016 playoffs.