ANN ARBOR– Concerning any doubt that Ruination defeated the Yotes C 6-3 Tuesday evening, according to the fact check organization Catfish Phillips Fact Check Organization & Stuff. “Totes McGotes! They really won,” said CEO Catherine Fisch-Phillips.
“I thought Totes McGotes from the movie ‘I Love You, Man,” said a confused Chris Sutton, VP of Operations for Ruination. “I don’t get the Catfish reference.”
As of press time, it was revealed that Catfish Phillips is a an obscure band who released a song titles “Totes McGotes” in 2010, which many on the Ruination team considered the “greatest year” of their lives, since that was “like sixth grade or something.”