ANN ARBOR– A distant, distant, distant cousin of Pavel Datsyuk– star forward for the Detroit Red Wings– Dave Ferguson (Dave-syuk to close friends and relatives) was part of a team that downed newcomer beer league team Heidelberg 3-0 Sunday night.…
Category: Aventinus
Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Goalie Identified as Brazilian Bird Smuggler
ANN ARBOR– “That’s him!” exclaimed forward Dave Ferguson following a 4-2 Aventinus win Wednesday to open the Spring 2014 campaign. “He’s the guy from Rio!” Ferguson (assist), working in part with the CIA and the American Birding Association, identified goaltender…
Defenseman Wishes He Didn’t Listen to Pink Floyd After Loss
REDFORD– Defenseman Mark Woods told sources close to him that he wished he “hadn’t listened to Pink Floyd on the way home” following Aventinus’s 0-3 loss in the decisive Game 3 final versus St. Anky Beer Wednesday. “I’m totally bumming,”…
No. 31 Thinks Everyone Is Claude Lemieux
ANN ARBOR– Following the 5-4 OT shoot out (3-0) win for Ashley’s Aventinus, team members were surprised to find that No. 31 of St. Anky Beer (Kellen Marceau) pulled back his hand from each member of the team, refusing to…
Chuck E. Cheese Busy Following Game
ANN ARBOR– The Chuck E. Cheese arcade and pizzeria just off Oak Valley Dr. in Ann Arbor found itself filled with happy players and parents following St. Anky’s 6-5 overtime win over Ashley’s Aventinus Wednesday night. Nicholas Battishill and Victor…
Avengers Assemble!
ANN ARRBOR– Still stinging from their championship loss last season, Ashley’s Aventinus became Ashley’s Avengers after taking down the Goal Diggers 3-2 Sunday night. Defenseman Mark Woods opened the scoring mid-way through the first period, though the Goal Diggers quickly…
Weekend at Ashley’s
RUINATION– Jason Spence and Devin Collingridge each had two goals and an assist in the 5-1 win over Depot town Stags Saturday night, prompting defenseman Sean Payeur to state that he was in an “exceptionally good mood” over the win…