Weekend at Ashley’s

Payeur enjoys CBS comedies, long walks on the beach, and not swearing at referees

Payeur enjoys CBS comedies, long walks on the beach, and not swearing at referees

RUINATION– Jason Spence and Devin Collingridge each had two goals and an assist in the 5-1 win over Depot town Stags Saturday night, prompting defenseman Sean Payeur to state that he was in an “exceptionally good mood” over the win and the forthcoming How I Met Your Mother series finale, citing with an inexplicable wink that he enjoyed “happy endings.”

HOPSLAM– Mike Leighton mistook Saturday’s game for baseball’s opening day, swinging for the fences in what he hoped was a home run shot to left center in Hopslam’s game with the Yaks. Instead, Leighton (goal) received a slash and a game misconduct in the 2-3 loss, but received “points” from his wife, believing he skipped the game to celebrate her birthday.

AVENTINUS– Tom Colis added 4 assists to his season total in Aventinus’s 3-1 win over North Coast– three on the ice and one passing the rice as teammates enjoyed Ann Arbor’s finest Chinese restaurant– Tian Chu– which forward and celebrated food critic Nate Greenman categorized as “solid.”