Day: May 29, 2013

‘Goal-Gate’ Blown Wide Open

TORONTO–League officials uncovered a goal-laundering scandal late Tuesday night when video evidence clearly showed forward Shawn Lopez scored the first goal against the Ice-o-tops, giving him the hat trick for the night. “I noticed some people missing some points from…

Ruination Dump Steamers

ANN ARBOR–It took the entire game, but Ashley’s Ruination (8-4) topped Cleveland Steamers 4-3 Tuesday night to win their fifth straight game since a close loss to Goon Squad back in April. The team has gone undefeated for the entire…

Beer Reason for Winning, Hopslam

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (9-5) won their second game in the Post-Schaefer era with goal production from an inspired Shawn Lopez and Scott Coates, who each had two for the night. Ever humble, Coates made no mention of the game. “All…