ANN ARBOR–Desperate for answers following Hopslam’s 0-3 loss Sunday night to Bearshark, the team has created a fictional skater upon whom they’ve heaped the blame for the game and all mistakes made throughout the season. The unfortunate goat: Captain Tuttle.…
Day: August 12, 2013
A Boulter Lightning
ANN ARBOR–Chris “Insane” Boulter shot out of nowhere Sunday night, striking early and often as Aventinus ran past the Goaldiggers 6-4 on Olympic Ice. “He was like a Jamaican sprinter on skates,” said an excited GM Mark Woods, “Only a…