ANN ARBOR–The goals continue to rise as Ashley’s Ruination enjoyed a 10-4 victory over the Oilers to push their record to 7-1, but economists’ fears of a recession have only intensified. The so-called “debt ceiling” has officials worried that Ruination…
Day: October 9, 2013
Netherworld Reportedly “Iced Over”
NIFLHEIM– Residents of the netherworld “below” were surprised late Tuesday night to find the normally febrile conditions radically altered following Hopslam’s 5-6 loss to the Ice Men in Ann Arbor. Temperatures plunged overnight, leaving officials somewhat baffled. “We haven’t had…