HOPSLAM– Wednesday night’s 2-3 loss to Sasquatch dropped the team to 13-6-3 for the season, and ensured that they, like the Michigan Wolverines, will not be going to a bowl game come January 1. “This loss really hurts,” said GM…
Month: December 2014
Roklen Rolls Out
RUINATION– Management announced Tuesday following Ruination’s 6-1 win over the Black Bears that forward Jon Roklen was traded to the Boston Bruins (short for Bruination, or affectionately the Brewin’ Nation for their love of craft beers). “This is my last…
Coleman Sports New Jordache Hockey Pants
ANN ARBOR– Defenseman Daryl Coleman had a little trouble putting on his new form-fitting hockey pants in Sunday night’s 1-8 loss to the Ice-o-topes 2. Explaining that they were an early Christmas gift, he noted that they were a snug…