ANN ARBOR– Forward John Vella has been noted as a player who prefers more ice time, complaining of “too many players showing up” when the roster reaches seven skaters, and even skating a few laps alongside the Zamboni following games.…
Month: March 2015
Aja: Only Time Will Tell
ANN ARBOR– Players and coaches were mystified Monday night upon hearing that Nick Aja received a delay of game penalty, constituting his fourth foul of the game, resulting in an ejection and potential one-game suspension following Ruination’s 5-6 loss to…
Woods, Aventinus Get Two Ties
LIVONIA– The lives of defenseman Mark Woods and Ashley’s Aventinus paralleled each other curiously Sunday when both received two ties. Shopping in the Laurel Park Mall’s Von Maur department store, Woods purchased a Brooks Brother’s and an Enro tie, only…
New Rule Confounds Oberon, DiCenso
ANN ARBOR– The latest rule changes from the front office in Toronto makes it possible for referees to administer a “pay-per-punch” series of penalties to suit the situation, according to league officials early March. These changes were immediately seen Saturday…
Hopslam Pooped from Steamers
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam reported feeling extremely fatigued following their grueling game with the Cleveland Steamers Saturday night. “The guys looked utterly pooped out,” said GM Mark Woods. “But I think that’s a load of crap.” Despite the loss, there…
Schlissel to Destroy Ruination
ANN ARBOR– Disaster will soon strike when University of Michigan president Mark Schlissel will make good on his vow to destroy Ashley’s Ruination when he confers degrees on several players, including perennial all-stars Dexter Benda and Jordan Swift. “We all…