Month: June 2015

Sutton Busts In Vegas

LAS VEGAS– Goaltender Chris Sutton was dealt back to Aventinus after a blockbuster trade involving two future D2 picks, and a puck-shaped beer cooler after officials for the Las Vegas Ramblin’ Gamblers of the Booking & Hooking League (BHL) said…

Prohibition Sweeps Across Beer League

ANN ARBOR– Conservative groups cheered as the United Beer League Association (UBLA) passed into law as part of the Hockey Constitution an amendment prohibiting the “consumption of wine and spirits, beer and any curious liquors” for “medicinal, recreational, or any other…

Memory Lane Strolled

ANN ARBOR– The ghost of championships past swirled in the locker room upon seeing winger John Hwang’s championship softball t-shirt commemorating his team’s 2014 Summer campaign, following Aventinus’s 2-1 comeback win Wednesday night. “I won a softball championship playing Intramural…