ANN ARBOR– Once among the giants of D1 hockey, the weary and well-traveled Tom Colis, having spent a number of seasons in D2 hockey, returned to “the Show” Sunday to help Hopslam to 1-1 tie against the Cleveland Steamers. A…
Month: July 2015
Moose Most Hated of Archie Characters
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hosplam dropped their first game of the season Tuesday, losing 4-5 to Moose. The loss prompted a heated discussion on the character of Moose (formally known as Marmaduke ‘Moose’ Mason). The consensus reached included calling Moose the…
Winowiecki Announces Presidential Aspirations
ANN ARBOR– In the wake of Ruination’s 1-4 loss Monday evening, business mogul and staunch Republican Ricky Winowiecki announced his bid for the GOP ticket in 2016, running on the campaign of intolerance. “I’m intolerant of intolerant people,” Winowiecki was…
Ruination’s Nationwide Coverage pUnsuccessful
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination plan to compete with Verizon, AT&T, and other wireless providers for nationwide coverage proved unsuccessful, resulting in a 1-4 loss to Topes C Tuesday night. “I honestly thought that if we put Kyle (Polack) in Las…