ANN ARBOR– Center Dave Winn has been implicated in a point-shaving scandal directly tied to the 0-4 loss suffered by Ashley’s Aventinus in their playoff match-up with the Goaldiggers Tuesday night. “Everyone knows Dave is the go to guy for…
Month: August 2015
Jazzerskate Boost Body, Drains Heart
ANN ARBOR– Following Ruination’s 1-10 loss Monday night, defenseman Mark Woods revealed that while his body esteem was boosted from the exercise known has Jazzer-skate, his self-esteem took quite a hit from the loss. “I feel like my self-worth was…
Ferguson Uses Goat Stem Cells to Cure ACL Tear
ANN ARBOR– Forward Dave Ferguson underwent an experimental procedure to heal his torn ACL early last month, allowing him to return to Aventinus for the summer season in what doctors are calling “a medical marvel.” “I had heard that UM…