Month: September 2015

Connor’s New Self-Help Book Boosts Esteem

ANN ARBOR– To prove the point, self-help guru Bruce Connor joined the struggling Ashley’s Aventinus team to put his program to the test. Following the recent publication of his 30th self-help book, this one focusing on hockey strategy and self-esteem,…

Scientific Paper Seeks “Schedule of God”

ANN ARBOR– The University of Michigan made headlines over the weekend when theoretical physicist David Winn reported new findings regarding the origin of a scheduling phenomenon known in scientific circles as “time zero,” or in lay men’s terms “getting hosed…