ANN ARBOR– Following Aventinus’s 3-3 tie with Mott FK Wednesday night, goaltender Austin Feeney helped teammates by showing them the fundamentals of footwork and stick-handling, and by extension, the joy of dance. “It was a good game, but we could…
Month: October 2015
Stunning Ruination Loss All Fans Can Think About
ANN ARBOR– Fans have been talking of little else following the unlikely 3-7 Ruination loss at the hands of Mott C Men Saturday night. “I just can’t believe it!” exclaimed a fan in shock. “This is huge!” Mott C fans…
Spoiler Alert! Lopez to Leave Ashley’s
ANN ARBOR–Fans of Ashley’s Hockey, Michigan’s top-rated hockey-related drama, were shocked to discover Shawn Lopez (who plays “Slopes” on the show) will be leaving this week. “It was tough writing him out of the show so quickly,” admitted head writer…
Ashley’s Writer Clearly Lazy – Weekend in Review
Hopslam Steamed, Wish to Wipe Clean Memory HOPSLAM– Ashley’s Hopslam struggled and strained with only nine skaters Saturday night, dropping one to the Cleveland Steamers 0-2. “They really crapped all over us,” noted Browning Chestwipe, Hopslam’s interim coach. “Butt, I…