RIVERSIDE– After feeling like they’ve been “shackled for years,” Hopslam finally escaped with the help of a healthy dose of offense, beating the Ice Men 5-2 Saturday night and earning their first win since beating Black Ops 9-0 in the…
Month: January 2018
Better Late Than Ever
ANN ARBOR– Ever for the flair for the dramatic, Ruination waited until literally the last second in order to extend their unbeaten streak to 18 games stretching back to November 4 of last year, and their fifth straight win over…
Gryfintinus Docked Points by Evil Professor Snabe
HOGWARTS–Nerds everywhere expressed outrage Monday following the announcement that Gryfintinus House would forfeit their hard earned two points in their 6-4 win over Yeticlaw Sunday night. Professor Snabe, filling in as the interim headmaster of Hogwarts while “stuff gets worked…
Sutton’s Dream Come True: Half as Productive as Lefevre
ANN ARBOR– Chris Sutton was seen proudly strutting about the locker room Saturday night as he talked to reporters following Ruination’s 6-3 win over the Spicy Boys. “All I’ve ever wanted was to be half as productive as (Brian) Lefevre,…