ANN ARBOR– It’s well-documented that people tend to shrink a bit with age, but few (besides Lily Tomlin) have achieved what seems the impossible: shrinking down to mere inches. Philanthropist and defensive player Ricky Winowiecki has achieved just that. “I’m…
Month: October 2021
WidowMaker Trash Talk Not Effective
ANN ARBOR– Despite the trash talk by Widowmaker players Friday night, the team failed to intimate the Jurassic Puck players, who went on to beat Widowmaker 2-1. “We tried to add a little intimidation to give us an edge,” said…
Stags Consider Name Change Following Hopslam Loss
ANN ARBOR– Stags HC president, D. Hunter, expressed frustration following a 0-5 loss to Hopslam, who easily defeated them despite being short-handed. We’re 2-5 and I feel like we’re just not going anywhere,’ he said. “Back in the old days,…
Ruination Loss: No One to Blame But Everyone Who Didn’t Show Up
ANN ARBOR– Vice President and Director of Operations Chris Sutton waxed philosophical late Saturday evening when asked about Ruination’s 0-6 loss to the 3-5 Dragons. “We all gave a great effort, but it just wasn’t enough. You really can’t blame…
‘Gramps’ Okray Tells of the Legend of Sasquatch
GRAMPS OLD FARM–Matt “Gramps” Okray spun a tale lovingly referred to by older family members as “The Legend of Sasquatch” to wide-eyed grandchildren late in the evening Thursday. “Up against an unbeatable monster. Sasquatch,” started off Okray, pausing for dramatic…