HOPSLAM– Ryan Williams scored two goals Tuesday night as Hopslam steamed Cleveland 4-1. The defending champs claimed fatigue as the reason. “We were just pooped,” said team captain D. Sanchez. Coach Urban “Dictionary” Meyer, however did not accept that as…
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Rusty Not Dusty, Ops Out of Scoring
ANN ARBOR–Following a four-month hiatus that featured a soul-searching trip to Peru where he ingested ayahuasca under the supervision of Peruvian shamans, Rusty Barron returned to action, pitching a shutout as Ashley’s Ruination won 7-0 Tuesday night against Black Ops.…
Woods Joins Boys Rule Girls Drool at Joe Louis
DETROIT– Excitement filled the air following Aventinus’s 2-4 loss to the Wu Tang Killer Bees Wednesday night when it was announced that defenseman Mark Woods was given an official invitation to join the prestigious club league playing out of Joe…
Sutton Ready for BroomBall Finals
ANN ARBOR– The Hopslam game Tuesday night was just the tune-up needed for forward Chris Sutton as his team Broom Hilda moves into the finals Wednesday night. Sutton, with just 0:34 left in the game punched in the game-winning goal…
Long Off Season Shows
ANN ARBOR– Tuesday night’s 1-5 Ruination loss to the Ice-o-topes C team revealed the darker side of the group, as defenseman Chris Sutton questioned the skill level of fellow defenseman Mark Woods. “Why did you try to handle my cup (jock)?”…
Vella Maximizes Ice Time
ANN ARBOR– Forward John Vella has been noted as a player who prefers more ice time, complaining of “too many players showing up” when the roster reaches seven skaters, and even skating a few laps alongside the Zamboni following games.…
Aja: Only Time Will Tell
ANN ARBOR– Players and coaches were mystified Monday night upon hearing that Nick Aja received a delay of game penalty, constituting his fourth foul of the game, resulting in an ejection and potential one-game suspension following Ruination’s 5-6 loss to…