ANN ARBOR– Contract negotiations took a strange turn when the league office in Toronto announced Thursday that Jen Perry scored the second goal in Aventinus’s 3-2 win Wednesday night versus the Yaks. “I got the assist,” admitted Ginny Klinesteker. When…
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Star Forward Yaks About Contract Talks
ANN ARBOR– Ginny “Colonel Klink” Klinesteker improved her contract negotiations bid Wednesday night with her sixth goal of the season as Aventinus took down rival Yaks 3-2. When asked by reporters about the contract offers, she simply replied, “We (Canadian…
Yo’MamaCare Not Successful
ANN ARBOR– Trash talk is a big part of any game plan, but the institutionalization of such has proven controversial ever since the Senate passed the Player Projection of Insults Act (or Yo’MamaCare) in 2011. Results have been at best,…
Ruination Wins… Sorta (But Not)
ANN ARBOR– A depleted Ruination team looked to Hopslam for reserves to little avail as the Blackbears scored at will Tuesday night. The final score (2-12) was a bitter pill to swallow for a team that is usually scoring in…
Coleman: Sibling Rivalry Heats Up
ANN ARBOR– Amid the ashes of the 6-2 torching of the Goaldiggers at the hands of Ashley’s Aventinus, a smoldering sibling rivalry bubbled to the surface as Ron and Daryl Coleman compete for goals and assists. “Daryl always gets the…
Brock Moonlights as College QB
TUSCALOOSA– Noticeably absent from the scoring sheet, forward Bob Brock has been moonlighting as a college quarterback, shedding several years and several pounds in the process, according to sources. Under the guise of “AJ McCarron,” Brock has guided his team,…
Six Pistols Rock Mott
ANN ARBOR– Ricky Winowiecki may have the distinction of starting the first and largest Insane Clown Posse fan site, but Saturday he was rocking Mott’s world with two goals and only five other skaters as Ruination won 4-2 to end…