ANN ARBOR: If it’s a question of beliefs, then you better beat Leafs… And that’s exactly what Aventinus did to the tune of 6-0 Wednesday night on Olympic Ice. Scott Bray dropped in two goals and an assist while four…
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Gates-gate: “I See Men, But No Maidens!”
ANN ARBOR–Controversy swirls amid the Ann Arbor Ice Cube following Hopslam’s 3-7 loss Tuesday night to Gates Maidens & Men when it was apparent that there were no “maidens” on the roster. “The goalie is the ugly chick, right?” asked…
Secret to Defensive Success: Socks
ANN ARBOR– Never mind that Tom Colis dropped in a goal and two assists, or that Scott Bray added two goals including the game winner in the 4-2 Aventinus victory over Ice-o-topes 2 Sunday night. “I give that win to…
Hopslam Hobos Help Ruination
ANN ARBOR– The city is no stranger to any series of homeless vagrants panhandling for change in order to procure a bottle of spirits to get them through the night. But, what happens when instead of receiving change, they are…
Bugs Bunny Slow Ball Perplexes Hopslam
ANN ARBOR–Amid the disappointment of losing to the Ice-o-topes 2-3 Saturday night, Hopslam managed to take some solace in the fact Bugs Bunny’s famous “slow ball” pitch. “He’s a bit wascally, so it’s no wonder,” said GM Mark Woods following…
Ron Coleman: “That’s One Cocky Mofo!”
ANN ARBOR–Defenseman Ron Coleman’s attitude reportedly went from cocky to “downright arrogant” in Aventinus’s 4-1 win over North Coast Wednesday night, drawing concern from opposing players, teammates, refs, and even fans across the country. “I mentioned that a defenseman needs…
Magic Cup Only Good for Tie
ANN ARBOR–How does the saying go– his cup overfloweth? Presumably with goals and victories? In the curious case of Ricky Winowiecki, one can only conclude that the the cup merely floweth, good for three goals, a win, and a tie.…