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No Contentment for Old Men

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus moved to the semi-final game after beating Bell’s Beer 3-2 Wednesday night on Varsity Rink, and one would think this would be cause for celebration. The team has its first winning season in years, and its second…

Pizza Party Ruined

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination moved passed Thompson’s Pizza 4-3 Tuesday night at Varsity Rink on the strength of a Jason Spence 1st period hattrick. Jon Molnar also added what turned out to be the game-winning goal, also the first period. “Score…

Rough Rough Rough, Dogs Nip Hopslam

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam fell to the Ice Dogs in an overtime shootout Tuesday night on Olympic. Tied 1-1 with a 5-on-3 advantage, Hopslam could not convert in a third period marked by two late penalties for the Dogs. Nor could…

Nothing Funny About Losing to IceMen

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam finished their season on a somewhat flat note, losing to the IceMen 2-6 Saturday, making it exceedingly difficult to write anything hilarious in the news report. “I’m pretty sure I was on the ice for all six…

Ruination Take Advantage of No Goalie

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination took full advantage of the missing goalie, scoring 11 on Mott, who was only able to muster four goals. There’s a twist however– Ruination was the team missing a goalie… sorta. Unbeknownst to players, General Manager Mark…

Avenge-tinus Ruin Goon Squad’s Night

ANN ARBOR–“They were ahead 3-1 and they pulled their goalie!” joked Chris Sutton. But, truth proved stranger than fiction as Aventinus (11-3-5) completed a third period comeback with seven unanswered goals to beat Goon Squad 8-3. Sutton had four goals…

Ruination Hopslammed by Goons

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination (9-6) was doubled up 3-6 by Goon Squad late Tuesday night, but remained quite positive about the experience. “Without 22 (Adam Skiff),” said defenseman Steve Gorham, “we played them even… literally.” Skiff scored three of their six…