ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (8-3-3) lost to the Goaldiggers 1-3, leaving the team to search for reasons. “The team was real tired,” offered goal-tender Paul Sholtis. “So, we lost.” “We decided to blame the loss on Daryl (Coleman),” said defenseman Ron…
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Pizza Eaten Over Kitchen Sink
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination improved to 7-4 Tuesday night after the team brought everything, everyone, and the proverbial kitchen sink to Varsity Rink. After a sluggish start, Ruination came back from a 2-4 deficit to score three goals in the third and win…
Hopslam Begins Dog Training
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (8-5) overcame some dubious calls by the referees Tuesday night to beat the Ice Dogs 3-2, halting a 2-game skid. Forward Shawn Lopez got back on track with a goal and an assist despite losing an edge…
Sutton-ly Aventinus in 1st Place
ANN ARBOR– It may only last until tonight, but right now the once-lowly Aventinus team sits atop the standings with 19 points after beating Bell’s Beer 5-2 Sunday night in a bitterly fought game. “They were a bunch of jerks,”…
Sports Writer Graduates From Mitch Albom School of Repetition, Schmaltz
ANN ARBOR– All business. That’s what this team is all about– business. All business. Ashley’s Aventinus (7-2-3) got back on track with a 2-0 win Wednesday night against the Ice-o-topes 2, putting them into a three-way tie for first place.…
A Goon Skate Ruined
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination (6-4) won its third straight game and first of the season over bitter rival Goon Squad 4-2 late Tuesday night on Stadium Ice. Goaltender Rusty Barron fought off two first period goals, pitching two shut-out innings…
Hopslam: Slow and Furious Gov’t Scandal Exposed
ROSWELL– Government watchdog groups leaked information late Tuesday following Hopslam’s 1-4 loss to the Ice Men linking the team to a massive government cover-up involving “Environmental Specialist” Steve Gorham. Though the details have been obscured, it is clear that Gorham…