Don’t look now, but there’s a new kid in town. Just six games into the new season, Ashley’s Aventinus (4-1-1) has already equaled its number of wins from last season after topping North Coast 2-1 last night to keep pace…
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Cryptic Remarks Made For Movie Fans
Ashley’s Ruination (2-3) skated passed Thompson’s Pizza 10-2 Tuesday night on Varsity Ice in a game that was marked by controversy. “Dirty Pizza,” said defenseman Jason Spence. Thompson’s committed 15 minutes worth of penalties, giving up two power play goals.…
Dogs Bark, Bite Back
Ashley’s Hopslam (3-3) suffered its second straight loss Tuesday night, falling to the Ice Dogs 3-4 in a game that was a tale of two periods. “What the (bleep)!” yelled an exasperated Matt Schaefer to Shawn Lopez after missing several…
Aventinus Snatch Tie From Jaws of Victory
Defenseman Ed Boucher wishes he could have one play back. “I should have passed it harder or else not at all,” he said, stricken. The errant pass to which he was referring came while Aventinus (3-1-1) was on the power…
Shoulders to Cry On, Ruination
Frustration marked a team looking for answers as Ruination (1-3) lost to a reloaded Mott team. “I’m pretty sure I recognized No. 19 from the B-league,” said defenseman Paul Sholtis. Investigation into the allegation showed that at the least, Mott…
Hopslam Find Perfect Scapegoat
In the silence of their souls, each member of the Hopslam team asked himself (and herself) one simple question: How did this happen? After falling behind 0-2 half-way through the second period, the team fought back to tie the game…
Aventinus Fells Bell’s
Ashley’s Aventinus (3-1) topped Bell’s Beer Wednesday evening 4-2, enjoying their best start in years. This is due in large part to a beefed up offense, as the team already has 16 goals in four games. “We had 26 goals…